Walking disaster, Amy Winehouse has declared that she wants to bring children in to the world. Great.

The ‘troubled’ (hate that term so much) singer insists that she and jailbird husband Blake Feilder-Civil, who earlier this week was banged up for 27 months (*snigger*) for GBH and perverting the course of justice, are ready to start a family. MTV are on the phone already…

*The Winehouses*

She howled: “I love kids. To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better. Blake and I can’t wait to have kids. I want at least five kids, and I want twins.

“Blake is going to be the most amazing dad. When Blake was about we talked about it all the time. We’d like to have identical twins. Blake had a dream that we had a girl who was dark like me. And then I had a dream that I had one older, like 18 months old, dark like me and identical twin babies. I want twins so I’ll keep going until we have them.”

Amy also revealed she would be just as happy with Blake (who’s probably earning a living right now as some butch guys b#@ch) if she was just a housewife.

She added to her OK! Magazine interview: “I really enjoy ironing. If I was a housewife with Blake we would like in Camden. Blake would work from home. He’s got all his cameras at home and his projector, and he would just live in his little editing room and edit his films. And I’d sing to him.”

Spare me.