When Celebrities Wear Too Much Make Up
We’re all guilty of it. The second our favourite weekly magazine comes out, splashed with celebs looking ten stone over weight, we dive to the shelf to take a sneaky peak at celebs looking worse for wear. It just seems to make us feel better to see others looking pretty grim.
As lent has dawned upon us, and many of us turn to religion to restart our diet by not eating chocolate or cutting out the carbs, a dose of unattractive celebrities is a much needed medicine to make us feel that extra bit better in knowing that celebrities are human beings too.
We’ve put together a set of celebrities who have decided to give their stylists and makeup artists the day off and go it alone. As you will see, many have never heard of blending make up into the skin, and seem to have spent a lot of time with the clowns at the circus.
Whatever your mood is, take a break with a KitKat, feel lighter with a Malteser and enjoy!
Christina Aguilera
Christina really upset and confused by the fact that 50 people today have asked her to perform a juggling act and walk across a tight rope at the same time.
Clearly the clown look was not what she was aiming for.
Grace Jones
Singer Grace Jones has had to suffer the terrifying ordeal of having to shoot her next video in the Hall of Mirrors.
She was clearly traumatised by the ordeal as she faces up to the mirror for the first time.
Jodie Marsh
It would be rather unfair if we mentioned makeup and forgot to include Jodie Marsh.
Known for her skimpy outfits and loud mouth, her face never misses any tabloid, TV screen or, like now, web article.
To say that Jodie didn’t have a mirror this morning or sacked her makeup artist would be an absolute lie as this is Jodie’s complexion on a daily basis.
Pamela Anderson
Pamela clearly doesn’t know how to use mascara, eyeliner or tweezers even at 41.
The Baywatch babe clearly put the wrong wax strips across her eyebrows and forgot that mascara and eyeliner is actually meant for the eye and not the whole face!
Rachel Evan Wood
American actress, Rachel Evan Wood clearly thinks that the porcelain look works to her advantage…it doesn’t.
Her eyebrows have turned a rather bizarre burgundy colour and the orange coloured eye shadow and ruby red lips don’t do any justice for her pasty white skin.
As mentioned in the intro to this article, Lady Gaga has the potential to be massive in 2009. Born Joanne Stefani Germanotta, she combines the street savvy of young Madonna with a far greater innate musical talent, along with a unique sense of style and a mixture of music genre’s. One to watch indeed.
Britain has been blessed with a steady stream of innovative female artists over the years and Little Boots (aka Victoria Hesketh) is as interesting as any of them. If you look on YouTube, you’ll find a clip of her in her small, cluttered bedroom, surrounded by shelves of CDs and knick-knacks. Dressed in denim shorts and a sleeveless T-shirt, her dyed blond hair scrunched back from her face, she is hemmed in by two keyboards, a computer screen and a Stylophone, one of those tiny toy music machines that Rolf Harris once advertised on TV at Christmas.
The unique talents of VV Brown are refreshingly honest words of her official biography, her music is “dramatic, charismatic and, frequently, as mad as a box of frogs.” But perhaps the best description comes from the lady herself – she calls it “doowop soul”.
Given that he’s already had an album out, Bryn Christopher isn’t strictly speaking a newcomer his sublime soul voice will reach more people in the coming year. Think David McAlmont crossed with Otis Redding.
Irish soul-pop singer Laura Izibor has already performed with Al Green, been asked to support Aretha Franklin, and had a track featured on Grey’s Anatomy – all before she’s released a note of music. She must be doing something right.
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