When Celebrities Wear Too Much Make Up

We’re all guilty of it. The second our favourite weekly magazine comes out, splashed with celebs looking ten stone over weight, we dive to the shelf to take a sneaky peak at celebs looking worse for wear. It just seems to make us feel better to see others looking pretty grim.

As lent has dawned upon us, and many of us turn to religion to restart our diet by not eating chocolate or cutting out the carbs, a dose of unattractive celebrities is a much needed medicine to make us feel that extra bit better in knowing that celebrities are human beings too.

We’ve put together a set of celebrities who have decided to give their stylists and makeup artists the day off and go it alone.  As you will see, many have never heard of blending make up into the skin, and seem to have spent a lot of time with the clowns at the circus.

Whatever your mood is, take a break with a KitKat, feel lighter with a Malteser and enjoy!

Christina Aguilera

Christina really upset and confused by the fact that 50 people today have asked her to perform a juggling act and walk across a tight rope at the same time.

Clearly the clown look was not what she was aiming for.

Grace Jones

Singer Grace Jones has had to suffer the terrifying ordeal of having to shoot her next video in the Hall of Mirrors.

She was clearly traumatised by the ordeal as she faces up to the mirror for the first time.

Jodie Marsh

It would be rather unfair if we mentioned makeup and forgot to include Jodie Marsh.

Known for her skimpy outfits and loud mouth, her face never misses any tabloid, TV screen or, like now, web article.

To say that Jodie didn’t have a mirror this morning or sacked her makeup artist would be an absolute lie as this is Jodie’s complexion on a daily basis.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela clearly doesn’t know how to use mascara, eyeliner or tweezers even at 41.

The Baywatch babe clearly put the wrong wax strips across her eyebrows and forgot that mascara and eyeliner is actually meant for the eye and not the whole face!

Rachel Evan Wood

American actress, Rachel Evan Wood clearly thinks that the porcelain look works to her advantage…it doesn’t.

Her eyebrows have turned a rather bizarre burgundy colour and the orange coloured eye shadow and ruby red lips don’t do any justice for her pasty white skin.

Are you sick of seeing sensationally stunning celebrities plastered over every magazine and newspaper, glaring at you with that gorgeous glint in their immaculate eye? Well if we had clothes stylists, hair stylists, make-up artists, personal assistants and personal trainers, we would look that great too.

It is a rare, yet beautiful moment, when an unfortunate celebrity is caught on camera without any make-up on. It reassures us mere mortals that, believe it or not, they can look bad too. A guilty pleasure, and one I’m sure many of you enjoy…

Madonna - minus the makeup her eyes look tired and puffy and her skin dull

Katherine Heigl – without make up she reveals her uneven tone, tired-looking eyes and chapped lips. 

Britney Spears - Unfortunately, it’s not just the fact that she’s wearing no makeup here which makes her look bad. Her greasy hair and over-sized leather jacket do nothing for her either. 

Rachel Hunter - Unfortunately, without her makeup and hair properly styled, Rachel loses her features, although her skin is clear and even.

Pamela Anderson - The tone of Pamela’s skin without makeup is verging on grey and looks very unhealthy, as do the dark lines and bags under her eyes.

Kid Rock is currently trying to shake off what he calls his “bimbo attracter”.

Mr Rock was previously married to big-boobed-blonde Pamela Anderson, and wants to avoid getting romantically involved with vacuous women.

Revealing exactly how he feels in an interview with The Independent magazine, Rock said: “My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is.

“If I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip that God must have placed in me at birth.”

The rapper started dating ex-Baywatch star Pammie on and off from 2001. They got married in 2006, but divorced just five months later.

Speaking of the marriage Rock said: “What can I say? I was in love with the chick. Did I think the marriage would last? Yes, I honestly thought it would. I was that much of an idiot, that f***ing blind.”

Kid Rock’s new album ‘Rock N Roll Jesus’ is partly inspired by his split from Pammie, who has rekindled her relationship with ex-husband and Motley Crue Drummer, Tommy Lee, with who she has two children.

Ex-Baywatch star Pamela Anderson has taken on KFC over the treatment of chickens on their suppliers farms.

Pammie has teamed up with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) while she is in London, and has sent a letter to Martin Shuker, KFC’s managing director in the UK.

In the letter Pammie – who has worked with PETA for three years now – wrote:

“My friends at PETA Europe and I have a bone to pick with KFC over the treatment of birds on your supplier’s factory farms.

“Chickens are bred to grow so quickly they can barely walk and they stew in their own waste for their entire lives. This is Colonel Sanders’ real ’secret recipe’. At slaughter, these poor animals are still conscious when they are snapped into metal shackles, often with broken legs.

“They are shocked in an electrified water bath and many are still fully conscious when their necks are sliced open. Some are even burned to death in the scalding tank for feather removal.”

She continued: “Last week, KFC Canada agreed to improve living and dying conditions for chickens and to add a vegetarian faux chicken to their menu in all their biggest markets, representing about eighty per cent of Canadian KFCs. Won’t you follow their lead?

“Until I hear from PETA that you will be agreeing to make changes similar to those agreed to by KFC Canada – and recommended by KFC’s own animal welfare advisors – I will be boycotting KFC and encouraging everyone to watch my video expose at KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.”

Pamela is currently in London to co-host talk show ‘The Sunday Night Project’ with Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr.